Scenario: Portal Party!

You've got to set up six genital portals on six subjects, for Reasons (could be anything from another scientist doing long-distance experiments on the subjects to a company party using their junk for dipping sauces; who knows!). Your job is to soothe the subjects on your end so that they remain content and willing during the experiment; you can use dialogue or massages or whatever. Your job gets easier if you can figure out *what* is happening to them, so there's sort of a science-y element to it!