I dunno if y'all who voted for this are in to this kinda thing but some of ya must be.
You know what the name is of the fetish where tentacles distend through the urethra and then distend the ballsack as they wrap around the testis? Like this?
(Sorry if I'm breaking some porn rule.)
<credit to Wyntersun>
Maybe. I think it may work for annoy client\test subject.
That's so sexy!
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