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Maybe say things like custom char instead of your OCs name,

Softvore or no death vore maybe but not straight up vore, maybe absorbtion like cell from DBZ or fusion where instead of one eating another, they become one mind from combining two minds, maybe that

question: would someone imagine crinkly diapers made entirely from wet wipes and full of powder?

Paddling the racks river...oh thats a paladin!

Anthro, feral, female, lightfury?

It could even merge/fuse with the subject

Also another idea, it could enter holes and be absorbed deep into them and shock from the inside

Fundoshi yes but for both male and females

Something that pumps something like love gas or keeps gas from getting in?